A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.
People read me but they don't subscribe.
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
I model irregular clothing.
I was born nine months premature.
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?
Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Do you know it was a year a ago today?
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
People read me but they don't subscribe.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.