There are just some things that I don't think jokes are good for.
The one curse in America is that we deny who we really are and what we like.
I don't watch too much television because I want to write something, and you never want to be influenced by other things that are on - and if they're really funny it'll just depress me because it's something I'm not a part of.
I have exposed so much of my own real life. Like I feel like I always try to be honest and I always try to talk about where I am at and what I want.
I'm always tired.
People say that Americans trends are transient, but the one activity we never seem to tire of is being outraged. Boy, do we love it!
If I'm gonna make fun of Trump, I'm gonna tell you things that I've done that are similar. I like to tell on myself, as well as make fun of the people I'm talking about. I feel like it gives me more of a right to make fun of them if I am talking about myself, too. It's more fun for me that way, honestly.
I like Fox, but I also like Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon.
It's really the old question: Does art inspire life or does life inspire art? Maybe it's a combination of both. But Trump represented something. He didn't create what we are. He comes from what we are. And he's a representative of what we are, whether we like it or not. He's just not our better nature.
You can't apologize for who you are on a stage, you can reveal who you are but don't apologize because that's begging the audience to turn on you.
No matter how many books I've sold, nothing can correct the fact I look like Alfred Hitchcock from the side.
I am a degenerate, and I know that.
I got a GED when I was 21 and it doesn't mean anything to me now. I'm still a high school dropout and I like the fact that I've had a good life without that.
I think people like to label everything. I just think it's comfortable.
It's nice to have funny friends. I like watching my friends perform.
Americans have always been inconsistent and kind of fake with outrage, but we've just slipped totally upside-down.
It's really hard to truly want people who you hate to have the right to say whatever they want. And we all disguise the ugly self-centeredness of it.
I wanted to do a talk show that reminded me of the old school ones I loved as a kid, without all the fake enthusiasm and sound bite-driven conversations.
I love Philly so much. I know that at any time, any place, a fight can break out. Those are great comedy fans.
I never care if the audience groans.