I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.
I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.
I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.
It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.
I've been working on my relationship with my parents and my sister over the years.
I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.
School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.
You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!
I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.
I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.
Back in '93 and '94, when 'Dookie' was being made, my dad built this tour bus for us, out of a bookmobile. We toured in it for the first year. It was a really bad idea, by the way.
I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.
The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.
I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.
We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam.
I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.
The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.
I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me.