I'm just a regular guy.
I'm all about simple, elegant, and effective, and when I wear the rubber boot on my head, it draws a lot of attention.
I'm a tyrant that you should trust, and you should let me run your life, because I do know what is best for you.
The system! The whole stinking ball of wax. It's a scam!
A country's future depends on its ability to bite back.
We can afford all these wars; this, that, the other thing, why can't every American have a pony? If you break it down, if you do the math, the government could afford to give you a pony. Don't let them tell you they couldn't, they could.
I stand for mandatory toothbrushing laws.
As a social anarchist, I believe that capitalism itself is an inherently exploitative hierarchical situation - you do have a boss, you do have somebody in charge.
I've scrubbed many, many landmarks. I scrubbed the Kremlin back in '98. We had a mandatory-toothbrushing parade; we had the text of the mandatory-toothbrush law translated into Russian. And we had like 30 Russians; we had musicians; we had the giant toothbrushes. The police came and told us to stop, and we stopped.
It will create lots and lots of jobs once we switch over to a pony based economy.
I believed I paved the way for Donald Trump. I brought ridiculousness to politics and he saw an opening and just jumped on in there.
When you create Hope in people, you create expectations. When you do not fulfill those expectations, when the change becomes more of the same old, same old, the Hope that was created can only turn to anger, frustration and bitter disappointment.
Strong teeth for a strong America.
In a scholarly manner I have made it a habit to collect different crowd-control manuals, and I read them to the police sort of reminding them of basic tenants of crowd control, such as minimum use of force to effect an arrest. I tell... the police that they may have been put in a dangerous situation by their superiors.
I've always maintained that if I didn't have the boot and was talking serious things on the street corner, it would be very easy to ignore me.
As a rule, I feel more comfortable on the Republican slate.
The police represent the authority of the state, the willingness of the state to use violence to assert their will.
Jesus had told me to make Randall Terry gay.
The militarization of the police is obviously not a secret. And the militarization of the force is to circumvent Posse Comitatus.
When I was younger, it was very easy to ignore me because I was like some crazy hippie kid. But as I've gotten older, and I'm more gray and more lines on my face, it has given me a lot more gravitas.