Every director I've ever admired has a beard.

The beard has gotta stay. That's my staple. I can't get rid of it.

I think the uglier the playoff beard, the better though, right?

I think the beard plays a slight factor to my presence on the mound. It's kind of part of the persona now. Everyone in Chicago embraced it, so I got to keep it. I can't ditch it now.

I look like Scooby-Doo in a beard.

I just play him as myself, I don't ease myself into any role really. I stick a beard on and play me.

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

I don't think I'll ever be able to grow a beard.

I had a beard way before it was fashionable.

Pretty much every other question I get from fans is about my hair and beard.

Having a giant beard really distracts people from noticing you're barely keeping it together emotionally.

I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good.

I'm into the scruff. I like an unkempt man. I mean, not like beard to the chest, but I'm definitely a Johnny Depp kinda girl.

When I am stressed I pluck my beard, leaving bald patches.

Nobody has ever said to me that I was pretty, 'til I met Peter Beard.

I have never forced anyone to offer prayers in the team or to keep a beard.

Si's beard is really awkward. One side is longer than the other, and it's about three different colors. I don't think he washes it. It's nasty.

I joke that the beard does 40 percent of the job.

There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.

I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human.