A charity donkey is where you sponsor a donkey in a sanctuary and give them three pounds a month to have some donkey nuts or something.
If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.
There is no doubt in the sanctity of Mecca, but a donkey won't become a Hajj pilgrim by just going through the motions.
I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey.
I adored 'Drop the Dead Donkey.' That show defined Channel 4 at the time; it was so inventive and off the leash.
On 'Shrek,' Eddie Murphy was locked in as the donkey before we'd even designed the donkey.
There is no doubt in the sanctity of Mecca, but a donkey won't become a Hajj pilgrim by just going through the motions.
I've got kids, goats. My wife always wanted a donkey, so I bought her one.
If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.
It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.
I've got kids, goats. My wife always wanted a donkey, so I bought her one.
I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise it was Kim Kardashian.
I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey.
A caveman took a shell, and maybe it had a hole in it, or maybe he put a hole in it, and he put it on a piece of a tail of a donkey or a dinosaur or something and gave it to the cavewoman. She put it around her neck - the first jewel.
My grandfather was a very mystical guy who travelled from Argentina to Chile, across the mountains with a donkey, carrying the Torah.
A donkey is a very useful beast of burden.